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FartSound.net is your one‑stop shop for everything flatulence. Hit the big button below to hear a random fart sound, set up timed flatulence pranks, learn fascinating fart facts and laugh out loud with our joke collection. From sneaky silent but deadly slips to thunderous trumpet blasts, we've got all the fart noises you could ever wish for!
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Whether you're plotting the perfect prank, looking to settle a bet about the average number of times people toot a day, or simply need a laugh, our features have you covered. Use our fart soundboard to sample a variety of gassy noises, or head over to the fart timer to schedule a flatulent surprise after a set number of minutes or at a specific time. Want to impress your friends with knowledge? Dive into our flatulence facts to discover why we fart, how often it happens and what makes some farts stink so badly. Don't forget to share a giggle by browsing our collection of fart jokes.
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- Everyone farts. Humans pass gas because bacteria in the colon break down food we can’t digest.
- It happens often. The average adult farts around 14 times per day, and up to 21 toots is still perfectly normal.
- Most gas has no smell. Ninety‑nine percent of a toot is made of odorless gases; sulfur compounds from certain foods cause the stinky one percent.
- You can’t hold it in forever. Attempting to keep it in might just make it leak out more loudly or even be reabsorbed.
Want more? Visit our flatulence facts page for loads of science‑backed trivia.